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The Monster Mosh EP

by Two Minutes To Late Night

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1.
I was running the soundboard, late at night when my ears b-heard something tight a werewolf with a guitar played a nasty riff other creatures ran in and started to pit  (they did the Mosh) they did the monster mosh (the monster mosh)  It’s where the beef gets quashed (they did the mosh) they head walked on Josh  (the monster mosh) they did the monster mosh for all the hardcore creeps from the young to the old murders of sweatshirts and camo shorts to behold ghoulish bands all crawled to wherever would host to beat up children and karate fight ghosts (they did the mosh) they did the monster mosh (the monster mosh)  there was violence awash  (they did the mosh) they’ll stomp you into goulash (they did the mosh) they did the monster mosh zombies threw fists (who lost a tennis shoe?) Frankenstein started a circle pit (who lost a tennis shoe?) The Mummy crowd killed Wolfman, Dracula and his son from side of stage, Drac grabbed the mic he looked pissed and ready to fight he stopped the band, shook his fist and said “what the fuck is up, Denny's let's open up this pit!" (they did the mosh) they did the monster mosh (the monster mosh) two steps you love to watch (they did the mosh) it’s got a kind of panache (the monster mosh) It's now the monster mosh (they did the mosh) they did the monster mosh (the monster mosh)  I'm out of rhymes... oh gosh. (they did the mosh) uhhh uhhh... acorn squash? (the monster mosh) they did the monster mosh
2.
I was waiting in line at a human bank when I received an invitation to something rank a flier that suggested a ghoulish gala a dance party for other worldly thems and fellas I arrived on the scene prepared for ghosts and ghouls but I walked inside and saw a bunch of normal fools (they were just guys) they were regular guys (some human guys) they each had only two eyes (normal guys) not even a clever disguise (nope just dudes and guys) I expected some kind of surprise I thought it’d be ball with fellow fiendish displays now I’m the only daemon at the corporate soirée the humans were un-phased I couldn’t give them a fright they just stood around talking and drinking bud light *bud light* I’ve made a huge mistake there was nothing to revile no monsters mashed, waltzed, or gangnam styled (they were just guys) they were regular guys (a bunch of guys) they’re not abnormally sized (average guys) coming here was unwise (no wise guys) I’ll have to plot their demise they threw a Halloween party with just human guests? not a soul was in a costume now I’m seasonally depressed why have a hauntless celebration? give me one good reason this cannot be allowed it’s a war on spooky season I should kill them all and use the resurrection spell to morph this shindig into an un-living hell. but even if they’re zombies would they be any fun? they’re all branch managers of P.C. Richard and Son *and son* it’s too big a risk for a boring entourage so we’ll end this song with a murder montage (he’s killing guys) I’m killing regular guys (gouging their eyes) today’s the end of their lives (the knife blade flies) cut them from their toes to the skies ( au revoir guys) kiss your asses goodbye (they were just guys) they used to be regular guys (some human guys) they would eat cupcakes and pies (apple pies) they studied comedy that was Improvised (was improvised) they were regular guys
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All songs written and performed by Jordan Olds
Mixed by Bryan Batiste
Drew helped write the lyrics to Monster Mosh

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released October 24, 2022

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